Past Thoughts March 2011



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past thoughts march 2011- the five entries


Tuesday, March 1st, 2011

  • Why does everyone say everything twice to babies? Eh? Why does everyone say everything twice to babies?

Tuesday, March 8th, 2011

  • Why do some people who smoke not have their own lighters (or matches) and have to stop other smokers in the street to ask for a light? If you smoke, you should have a way of lighting your cigarettes, by definition. Buy a cheap lighter, for God's sake!

Tuesday, March 15th, 2011

  • Every ten minutes, a man is knocked down and injured on Tenerife roads. He's getting pretty fed up with it.

Tuesday, March 22nd, 2011

  • Never worry!

    Submitted by Michael, from the UK - short and to the point!

Tuesday, March 29th, 2011

  • 6th. The word is sixth. It's "six", with a "th" on the end. It is not sick with "th" on the end. It's not pronounced "sickth", it is "sicksth"! Too difficult for you, all those consonants? News readers, voice over people and announcers, you should be ashamed.



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