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Past Thoughts January 2011

past thoughts january 2011: the four entries

Tuesday, January 4th, 2011

  • He who laughs last didn't get the joke at first.

Tuesday, January 11th, 2011

  • It's usually seen in holiday destinations. Now, it seems to be prevalent in cloudy, rain soaked climates like the UK. The sunglasses perched on the top of the head syndrome! At one time it was - sort of - fashionable. These days, it's just silly. Ladies, if you want something on your head, wear an alice band, for heavens' sake. Gentlemen, are you aware how ridiculous you look, especially if you have a shaved head or are bald? Please stop. For those who don't know, here are the operating instructions: if it's sunny, wear them so that the dark glass is in front of your eyes, to shield them; if it's not sunny, or nighttime, leave them at home.

Tuesday, January 18th, 2011

  • A bird in the hand means a white mess on the sleeve.

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

  • As Tenerife is a major producer of bananas, here's an interesting scientific fact about them: they always bend to the right.

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